It's A Texas Thang.

City officials just announced the official Houston 2004 Hurricane Evacuation Plan:

1. Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio
2. Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette
3. Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas
4. Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
5. Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston
6. Longhorns use 290 West to Austin

Last, but not least:

7. Aggies use 610 Loop